why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
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i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
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I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
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