U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
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Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
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The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize