we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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