I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
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