I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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