My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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