yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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