We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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