Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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