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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.

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  Anal.

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• (+64): View more from New Zealand

  apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING

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  you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".

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• (845): View more from New York

  I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot

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• (909): View more from California

  DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.

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