WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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