I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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