i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
