yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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