I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
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Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
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There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
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Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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