I think I am morally bankrupt
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
stop calling my apartment porn island.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
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It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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