Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
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I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
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I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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