He is an equal opportunity slut.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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