is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
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