i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
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I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
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I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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