At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
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I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
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well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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