You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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