I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
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I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
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Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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