We won't sleep together?
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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