I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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