Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
The cops high fived after they tackled you
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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