I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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