Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
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Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
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Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
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