i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
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Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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