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Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
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Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
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The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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