Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
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Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
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It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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