I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
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Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
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Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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