I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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