Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
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I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
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I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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