i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
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No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
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They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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