if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
She's not a foreskin expert like you
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
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