Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
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when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
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I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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