Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
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I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
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Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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