I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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