Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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