Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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