Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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