Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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