It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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