You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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