you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
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Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
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She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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