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We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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