There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Randomize