That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
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Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
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Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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