Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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