What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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