Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
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Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
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See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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