Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
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