16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Randomize
