so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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